Super Cute Fancy: Oh, hello there.

I've been in China for a while so I haven't been blogging because blogspot is so conveniently blocked. I've only just been able to get on because my brother is a genius.

No really him and my mom play expert on Sudoku and I'm just laboring away on medium.

I console myself by thinking I can draw better but then I remember they can both draw.

So.

Also I don't have my tablet, and the only mouse I have is about one inch wide and two inches long and that is not very conducive for doing anything really.

You don't believe me?

Here.

And that's after Illustrator so kindly smoothed out my lines because they were just out of control.

It doesn't look too different from normal does it.

Please don't say anything.

Instead of drawing mildly retarded drawings, I'll just post some pictures that highlight my trip so far. Accept it.

Let's begin with the personal photo.

If my beautiful mouse-written words were not clear enough, lymphnodes are not supposed to be like that.

After days of being called a "princess" by my mom and brother because I used hand sanitizer everytime I touch something, I got my revenge. By having ridiculously enlarged lymphnodes.

I saw this lovely site while walking to my grandparents apartment. It doesn't matter if the owners know what it means. Or if those letters mean anything (if it turns out to be some Satanic Nazi abbreviation I'll be so pissed). The fact is, these people are spunky. Spunky Chinese. I mean, let's be real, you should wish you could pull something off like that. We all do.

CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND LOOK AT THAT PICTURE BECAUSE DEAR GOD I HAVE FOUND VICTREEBEL AND I WILL CATCH HIM. EACH VICTREEBEL HAD LIKE 3 FLIES IN IT AND SHIT, NATURE IS INSANE.

That is in a grocery store. Just a normal grocery store. They didn't even need doors to keep flies out because THIS WOULD EAT THEM. THIS PLANT WOULD EAT FLIES. THIS PLANT.

VICTREEBEL.

Too intense. Here's a less stimulating picture, that is still entertaining.